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Plant and Crystal Readings

Have you ever wondered what your plant or crystal spirits look like? What they think and feel?

With this service, I’ll draw you their spiritual energy and provide a reading based on the energy of that spirit. Your crystal or plant will speak to you! And receive a visual representation, matted, and sent straight to your door with a printed reading. Order below. You’ll need to send me a picture of the plant or crystal in question through Instagram or email.

Can I have a free one?

Yes, you can! But only one of each service. After that, I ask that you support the work so I can continue giving away free readings. Please consider donating too to help in any way you can.


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  • $99 – Color artwork, matted, and sent to you by request.
  • $66 – Black & white artwork, matted, sent to you by request.
  • $33 – Feeling the love and just want to support the time.
  • Free – You’re allowed one free of each reading. Please consider donating/tipping in the future. Artwork is black and white, sent digitally.

Us shipping is free. International is $5.


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